Bought my very pregnant wife some salt and vinegar crisps knowing how much she likes them. Then I ate them for lunch. If anyone needs me I'll be in a witness relocation program with a new name. It's so damn cold in my house that I'm going to form icicles hanging from my chin.
My wife and I had booked a holiday in a quiet spot in the welsh countryside over a year ago only for Mary to fall pregnant 5 months before we were due to take our holiday. Mary insisted that we still have our holiday even though she was beginning to get a lot hornier with each passing day of her pregnancy and was demanding sex more and more often than usual. Mary is 5' 9" and had long brown hair with emerald green eyes. Her breasts used to be a 34C but were now swelling the more pregnant she became.
I can get both of us some. Jason winced visibly. He hated the way Dave treated his wife sometimes. He could see it clearly: Dave would expect her to carry the laundry downstairs and cook dinner, wash dishes, etc. He was a true pig even if they were best friends.